in retrospect I shouldn’t have spent so much time in the dryer last night
Can I has?
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
Hi Tumblr. I’m here, I’m here. My life has changed so drastically, I’m moving backwards instead of forward. But Hiiiiiii, I’m back again.
Grand Central Terminal, New York (by Sunset Noir)
This place. this place…
Momma found this in the basement today. Dated November 11th, 1918. Insane
“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
all of these children are me
i literally just spit all over my computer laughing
“There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.”
it’s always darkest before daylight savings time oh my god
when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way
I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard. Crying.